Francis

So for some reason I've decided my lump needs a name. Yes it needs to be named for what it is (benign, carcinoma, etc) but I can't do that.

But I can give it a name.

Maybe I shall call it Jason. To me, that name can go either way.
If its benign, I think I'll call it Herb. You know, the guy who is merely an annoyance.
Have to come up with a good cancerous name. Something evil. Zoltar? No, that gives it too much power. Severus? Maybe Francis, because that sounds totally beatable and easy to say with disdain. Yeah, I'm liking Francis. Francis can be benign too.

Maybe I just need a pet. Darn all my allergic family!